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The Unreleased and The Unknown - Part 2 : Paanch

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It is incorrect to club 'Paanch' in a group of little known movies, in fact it might be India's most famous unreleased film till now. However, for the benefit of those who think Anurag Kashyap came in to existence only after Dev D, here's a post celebrating that much watched film (thanks to youtube and file sharing networks) yet not released publicly (thanks to a bunch of old government types who may have never written a story in their life, but have the power of releasing/chopping up films).


There was a time when three of Anurag Kashyap's movies were completed/in the process of completing and none of them had a hope of getting released. Black Friday was able to hit theaters thanks to a court order, Gulaal (which was left in limbo because of AK's other films being unreleased) he was able to complete later thanks in part to Dev D. And Paanch, it is still unreleased. Here's a 10 year old interview of Anurag Kashyap in which he mentions the battles he was fighting at that time to get his film released, and why he was confident that he would be victorious.

His big FU to the censors of that time

The censor board said that they could not release a film which glorified violence, did not provide healthy entertainment, had no message, had no positive characters and thus was not fit to be released.

Pictured : Healthy Entertainment
Scores of hindi films literally glorify rape by making them into titillating scenes, but none of them face any trouble with getting through a censor board. Comedy films use double entendre and get away with it, I consider that to be more risque because it is going to be shown to little kids, I would rather have full blown gaali-galoch in an A rated movie than have Pungi in a 'family film'.

Paanch did not have 5 merciless cold killers, it had 5 conflicted characters who were at the end of the day trying to save their own skin. The dialogue was not heavily laced with swear words, it was in fact witty and realistic, and the film DID have a message, it was up to those who wanted to see it.



And yes, the film had violence, and yes they were an integral part of the story, of establishing Kay Kay Menon's character and his motives. But it did not elevate it, in fact the most violent scene of the movie is off-camera.


It was the story of a rock band, who accidentally turn to being criminals, it was inspired by an actual case, and it is indeed a horror story of the decisions that circumstances can force you to take. Although the movie is not just about that, it has an interesting thriller twist of its own in the end (which is not the same as a fat kid growing up to become Hrithik Roshan, still...)

Kay Kay Menon (that great actor) and AK have had a relationship almost like Scorsese and De Niro, Kay Kay was his first choice to play the role of 'K' in No Smoking, but the actor refused, because this was supposed to be the director's first out and out commercial film. Think of the possibilities, think of how different the treatment of the film would have been if we replace the overgrown face wash model who ultimately did the role with an actual actor.

Also, had Paanch been released, it would have saved Anurag Kashyap from writing atrocities like these



Although, for a director who is known for realism in his movies, he does not shoot the 'Rock Music' scenes in the movie well. The actors do not look as if they are actually playing a song, and the music too would have been better if Indian Ocean would have contributed (they collaborated with AK on Gulaal and Black Friday)

Do yourself a favour, if you are one of the few who have not seen this film. Go watch it. Now.

The Unreleased and The Unknown - Part 1 - Urf Professor

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I bet most of you haven't watched this brilliant flick by Pankaj Advani.
Pankaj Advani? mm....who? 
Remember Shahrukh Khan starrer Kabhi haan, Kabhi haan (1993)? 
Yes you surely do because the movie was magical. 

Pankaj Advani was the co-writer of the flick and if you ask me to name a couple of more films by this person then I would only be able to name Sankat City (2009) for which he was nominated as 'Most Promising Debut Director' and the movie was also nominated for the best screenplay in 55th filmfare awards. Sad that in year 2009 he was nominated as "DEBUTANT". Despite having Kay Kay and Anupam Kher (and Yashpal Sharma?? and Manoj Pahwa ??) and positive reviews from the critics the movie failed on box office because of the poor publicity of the movie. 






But there is something else that I would like you to know about him, that Pankaj Saa'b directed Urf Professor which was, by far, his best movie, and one of the best dark comedies of Bollywood too (Now you want to debate...don't you? How can I call this movie the best?... Well, go watch the movie on YouTube or, do yourself a favor, download it from torrents) 

 If you wonder that how come you didn't have a chance to hear about this movie then its not your fault. The movie wasn't released because it couldn't get the certificate from the Censor Board and people like Pankaj Advani Saa'b (and Anurag Kashyap) don't care enough to edit the movie for the board.

I don't know what label should I attach to the genre of the movie... Dark Comedy? Thriller? I don't care. Digital Talkies generously gave Pankaj Saa'b 13 lakhs rupees and 13 days to make this movie and he couldn't reject the offer. 13 is not a lucky number? Is it? The movie couldn't be released in India.

The movie blows you away right from the very first scene (see the YouTube link below) where the guy asks his wife that they should reveal about their past loves as they are married now and nothing should be hidden between them. He starts boasting about how many girlfriends he had, whom he kissed and where he kissed (uske mummay bade mast the, dabane me majedar aur choosne me aur bhi mast)....

 The girl keeps on listening and suddenly reveals, maine sabse pahle apni driver k bete ko choda tha aur fir maali ko...wo pahla aadmi tha jisne mujhe peeche se choda tha..... meri jaan nikaal deta tha.






The madness and chaos grows with the every frame of the movie. I bet that this conversation between Manoj Pahwa, Vallabh Vyas and Yashpal Sharma is one of the most chaotic, comic and dark scenes of Bollywood (why do I always talk in superlatives? because I am talking about Urf Professor)
Here is the scene - 


This underground cult classic black comedy got the Best Film Award at the International Digital Film Festival India. Most of the actors did their career best in this movie. (again superlatives?big deal?)  

Okay... 

Antara Mali was in the movie and she did a good job, Sharman Joshi was in the movie (did a good job) and Devang Patel was in the movie (he did a good job too!!) . Now you get my point !!

RIP Pankaj Saa'b